Laughter is the best medicine...

 




ЁЯСЙ *Job Interview.*


ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your name?*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj :-  *M.P. sir*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *In full please*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj :-  *Manoj Pandey*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *Your father's name?*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:-  *M.P. sir*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *What does that mean?*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:-  *Madan Pandey*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *Your native place?*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:   *M.P. sir*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *What's that?*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:-  *Madhya pradesh*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your qualification?*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:-  *M.P.*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *(angry) What is that?!!!*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:-  *Matric Pass*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *So why do you need a job?*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:-   *It is because of M.P. sir*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:   *Meaning?*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:-  *Money Problem*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your  personality like?*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:    *MP sir.*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:   *And what is that?*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:-  *Marvelous Personality*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *I see... I will get back to you.*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:-  *Sir, how was M.P. sir?*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:- *And what's that again?*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:-   *My Performance.*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:-  *I think you have M.P.*

ЁЯзСЁЯП╗Manoj:-   *Meaning? Sir!!!*

ЁЯС│‍♀OFFICER:-  *Mental Problem!!!*

...ЁЯдкЁЯдл

*Don't laugh alone.* ЁЯШГ

*Send this to M.P.*

*(Many People)* 

*Those are saved in your M.P*

*(Mobile Phone)*

*to put a smile on their faces.* 

*I have sent this to u because u are M.P.*

*(My People).*

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